Muhammed, my friend
It's time to tell the world
We both know it was a girl back in Bethlehem.
And on that fateful
day
When she was crucified
She wore Shiseido Red and we drank tea
By her side.
Sweet sweet
Used to
be so sweet to me.
Muhammed, my friend
I'm getting very scared.
Teach me how to love my brothers
Who
don't know the law.
And what about the deal on the flying trapeze.
Got a peanut butter hand
But honey do drop in
at the
Dew Drop Inn.
Sweet sweet
Between the boys and the bees.
And Moses I know,
I know you've seen fire.
But you've
never seen fire
Until you've seen Pele blow.
And I've never seen light,
But I sure have seen gold.
And Gladys
save a place for me
On your grapevine
'Till I get my own TV show.
Ashre ashre ashre ashre
And if I lose my Cracker Jacks at the
Tidal wave I got a place
In the Pope's rubber room.
Muhammed, my friend
It's time to tell the world
We both know it was a girl
Back in Bethlehem.
